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Oct 9, 2012
@ 5:33 pm
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Aah! My smut was posted on Rule34! This makes me strangely happy :’)


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Sep 10, 2012
@ 1:08 pm
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Whaaaat?! Something that ISN’T Korra smut? Yes, a fluffy IT Crowd fic.

Title: Blue Moon
Rating: T
Characters/pairings: Roy/Jen
Word Count: 1061
Summary: Even Roy —who is perpetually randy— will not make a move, knowing Aunt Irma is paying a visit for at least a few more days. Jen thinks it’s a real shame because, if it all comes down to a one-night stand where alcohol and bad judgment are involved, Roy isn’t that bad of a choice.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything.
Notes: This takes place in the last part of the Aunt Irma visits episode.

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Aug 27, 2012
@ 12:37 am
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Dontcha know, Kabu is my favourite HMC (movie) character, and I ship him hard with Lettie Hatter.

Dontcha know, Kabu is my favourite HMC (movie) character, and I ship him hard with Lettie Hatter.


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Aug 8, 2012
@ 9:24 am
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I have an incredibly important question for Makorralin shippers:

ihavefeelingsaboutbolin:

Has there or WILL there be a Makorralin week?

I need to know. I have dreams and hopes and dreams.

I have no idea, but I need one like burning.


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Jul 26, 2012
@ 12:49 am
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Sorry not sorry. If you ask why I keep producing horrible Borra smut, the answer is obviously “Because there is not enough Borra smut”. So yeah-
EDIT: Damn, I totally didn’t notice Bolin was missing an arm!

Sorry not sorry. If you ask why I keep producing horrible Borra smut, the answer is obviously “Because there is not enough Borra smut”. So yeah-

EDIT: Damn, I totally didn’t notice Bolin was missing an arm!


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Jul 7, 2012
@ 9:13 pm
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Tim Wilson - Booty Man

Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty

Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I want the booty, lord what a booty
Bring on the booty, give up the booty
Loving the booty, round booty

Down for the booty, I want the booty
Hunting the booty, chasing the booty
Casing the booty, getting the booty,
Beautiful booty, smoking booty
Talk to the booty, more booty…
Fine booty

All about the booty, big old booty
Serious booty, amazing booty
I’ll take the booty, where is the booty
Stare at the booty, walking the booty
Touching the booty, whos got the booty
Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty
Loving the booty, hugging the booty
Kissing the booty, holding the booty
Watching the booty…. Kicking the booty

Sleeping booty, screaming booty
Harder booty, softer booty
Sweeter booty, sour booty
New booty, used booty
Who’s booty, sister’s booty
Your mama’s booty
Cookin booty, mean booty
Good luck with the booty

Foreign booty, home booty
Road booty, found booty
Covered booty, bare booty
Sweaty booty, powder that booty
Bad booty, sadder booty
Wide booty, wider booty…
Double wide booty

Live for the booty, I like the booty
Suing the booty, scared of the booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Discount booty, rented booty
Leased booty, selling the booty
Working booty, easy booty
Sleazy booty, greasy booty
Need a lot more booty

Wet booty, dry booty
I hope that one’s my booty
Pretty booty, Pity booty
Little bitty booty

Beautiful booty, caressing the booty
Dissing the booty, missing the booty
Messing with the booty
Oh what a wonderful booty

Powerful booty, finding the booty
Give me the booty, wake up booty
Breakfast booty, lunch booty
Supper booty, dinner booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Buffet booty, hot booty
Cold booty, takeout booty
Delivery booty
All Booty

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booty booty booty booty booty!


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Jul 7, 2012
@ 12:27 pm
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I promised smut five followers ago, so have some half-assed Borra smut (under the cut!) while I dish out those Makorralin and Tenorra fics.

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Jun 30, 2012
@ 6:58 pm
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I am writing a Tenzin/Korra smut fic. I regret nothing.

After Endgame (and that completely unsatisfying Makorra) I realized there is no point in sticking to canon anymore, because I’ve seen read better fics than that. YOLO!


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Jun 26, 2012
@ 12:05 am
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korrashorts: S.S. BORRA ROSTER: REBLOG IF YOU SHIP IT »

korrashorts:

ATTENTION ALL S.S. BORRA CREWMATES:

THIS IS YOUR NEW CO-CAPTAIN SPEAKING. I just want to say what an amazing ride it’s been with all of you. We’ve cruised through some very rough seas, and that’s not an understatement. For some of you, spirits are low. But keep your chins up! We’ve made…


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Jun 22, 2012
@ 7:43 pm
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wishyouallthelove-intheworld-de said: im ur fans. dat's all

You are too precious, baby.