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Jun 20, 2012
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69 followers!

A number that deserves to be celebrated with smut. Soon.


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Jun 19, 2012
@ 9:24 pm
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masterarrowhead:

You know it’s time to go to bed when you’re thinking of parodying “Ginny’s Song” from AVPM to LoK as “Bolin’s Song” and having Korra singing it to him.

“So what do you think? Could a song like that make a guy fall in love with me?”

“I think it already has…”

“Great! Because it’s for Mako!”

…yeah.

Bedtime for me then.

What do you mean it makes no sense? Starkid/LoK crossovers are kinda my thing <3

My feels are too controllin’
For you I may be fallin’…
Bolin!

My desire for you is boilin’
Let’s stop city patrollin’
Bolin!

By now I can’t help growlin’
In my bed I want you rollin’
Bolin!

You’re cuter than a rabaroo
I wanna take you down to Omashu
THAT’S IN THE EARTH KINGDOM!

Bo Bo Bo-Bo-Bo-Bolin!


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Jun 15, 2012
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mimskerooki said: omfg ily for writing fabulous borra smut <3

Gosh! I am glad you like it, fellow Borra shipmate :)


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Jun 14, 2012
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Happy Borra Week!

There are some awesome people RPing Borra smut, so I decided to post a little something I wrote after episode 7 aired.

Title: Going for a swim
Rating: M
Characters/pairings: Borra, implied Masami.
Word Count: 2119
Summary: When she snapped back to reality, she found herself in front of the brothers’ bedroom door. She was so used to ignoring her conscience, her body had once again acted on its own accord while her mind was elsewhere. Fuck.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything. If I did it would be a giant pansexual orgy.
Notes: This was written before episode 8 aired, so there are a few inconsistencies with the current timeline of the show. Once again, not betaread (any volunteers?) and English is not my native language, so please forgive any mistakes (and the sucky, sucky title).

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Jun 11, 2012
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Borra week

habitualdaydreamer:

So, the talented XCgirl08 (link to her Deviantart account) and quite a few others suggested that we should have a Borra week. I personally think that this is just the thing to make us Borra shippers feel better!

Might I suggest that it start tomorrow~?

If you agree, make posts about Borra week, send notes to people you know that ships Borra, and make some stuff to post!

Let’s make this happen people!

I volunteer for Borra week!


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Jun 10, 2012
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Borra shippers

slytherinmyswagkorra:

WATER YOU GUYS DOING

You don’t stop with the fanfiction 

You don’t stop with the fan art because the shipping is looking pretty bleak

You keep that ship a sailing

Fanon outlasts canon baby 

(via midtermsmidtermsmidterms-deacti)


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Jun 7, 2012
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Yet another Starkid crossover! I honestly do not really like the whole &#8220;I am rejected and suddenly my best friend who has always been in love with me confesses and I discover I love them too&#8221;, but I really liked the script used in Starkid&#8217;s Me and My Dick. So&#8230; another comic!

Yet another Starkid crossover! I honestly do not really like the whole “I am rejected and suddenly my best friend who has always been in love with me confesses and I discover I love them too”, but I really liked the script used in Starkid’s Me and My Dick. So… another comic!


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Jun 7, 2012
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You really are too kind! I will be taking 5 fanart requests from any of the following fandoms: Pokemon, Adventure Time, Legend of Korra, Harry Potter, and anything written by Diana Wynne Jones. First come, first serve :)
EDIT: Ask box now activated! Silly me.

You really are too kind! I will be taking 5 fanart requests from any of the following fandoms: Pokemon, Adventure Time, Legend of Korra, Harry Potter, and anything written by Diana Wynne Jones. First come, first serve :)

EDIT: Ask box now activated! Silly me.


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Jun 6, 2012
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A little adaptation of the wonderful Starkid Musical &#8220;Me and My Dick&#8221;, version Legend of Korra!

A little adaptation of the wonderful Starkid Musical “Me and My Dick”, version Legend of Korra!


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Jun 1, 2012
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A Haiku about drawing

blasterbutt:

DRAWING YOU ARE VERY DIFFICULT

THIS DOES NOT CORRESPOND TO MY IMAGINATION

WHAT THE HELL IS ANATOMY

(Source: toshikitty, via justanotherphoenix)